Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions is coming out it just a few days, and I’m looking forward to it. I do wish they’d gone “out there” a bit more with the alternate dimensions though. I mean, they had an opportunity to get away with any storyline they wanted. Where’s crackhead Spidey? What about undead Spidey? Well, here I present one possibility: Redneck Spidey.

Please, if you ever make a Spider-Man game–don’t make crackhead or undead Spidey.

- Devin